Kneel Before Dodd

Official Tumblr of Writer/ Podcast Host / Notable Idiot

J. Goodson Dodd

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Hi there, I'm Jacob and I write things and also sometimes ramble about other things on a podcast. This tumblr is a collection of things that interest me. Comics, Movies, Humor, TV Shows (Hannibal, Supernatural, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.), etc.

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My projects:

+ Comics Con Queso (Site / Twitter)

+ Pop and Schlock Podcast (Site / Twitter / Tumblr)

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Novels :

A Dark Tomorrow (2009)

The Song Before Nightfall (2011)

Grave Danger (2012)

One Fate For Failure (Forthcoming)

Recent Tweets @

(via coluring)

licensetocannibalize:

"FOOD FIGHT", a young hannibal screams, as he hurls severed limbs at the rest of the children in the cafeteria.

(via flowergirl67)

#throwbackthursday to that time I was surrounded by a gaggle of suicide girls at Wizard World in Dallas. #tbt #suicidegirls

This is the face of a man who is staring down the back end of a 12 hour shift and seeing hope die like an armadillo crushed under the relentless mass of a speeding eighteen wheeler.

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

(via kissmy-cas)

brogre:

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

(via robot)

officialpigeon:

*adopts 420 dogs* this isn’t even a joke im literally gonna adopt 420 dogs

Calm down Special Agent Graham.

(via lanturd)

robots-and-electric-sheep:

whitmerule:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

And you never know who’s a creep just waiting to turn you into a sex object, not bother to learn a thing about you as a person, and just label you either ‘slut’ or ‘bitch’.
… Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean YOU of course. You must be a Nice Guy. I can tell by the way you decided a woman you don’t know is a bitch based on the fact that her experience has led her to default to ‘hell no get away from me’ when a random guy she doesn’t know pushes into her space to offer her something she doesn’t want in the obvious hope of being repaid with Good Guy Points (i. e., sex).

jfc guys 

you all do realize that the girl he’s supposed to be on a date with? that bucky set them up and they were supposed to be on a double date? and she was acting like that because steve wasnt all hunky or hot or ‘worthy of her’?

did you guys even watch this fucking movie?

steve wasnt some random dude offering her some popcorn on some creepy shit (and if he was her reaction would have been completely justified), he was her date and he was trying to be nice. and its not like she went “no thanks man”  or something like that.she just sneered and looked away. while ignoring him the entire time because of how he looked. see how he’s just shoved behind them like that? yea, she clearly is ignoring him.

so yea, it was VERY fucking rude of her.

jfc. wtf is up with the fucking people on this website

(via living-with-the-feels)

morgue-wolf:

kawaii-senpai:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

oh my god

yeeeeeeeesss

(via iamsuchajerk)

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

(via mattgoldey)

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

(via the-cinderella-girl)

Today I lost a good friend. My corgi Joey passed away at the age of 11. He was the best dog anyone could ever hope for. I will miss you my stumpy little buddy. #corgi #personal #RIP #RestInPeace